Crazy Eggs/The Riv Bar/True Pizza
About Crazy Eggs/The Riv Bar/True Pizza
Large bright space, we usually do our events & paint nights in Crazy Eggs restaurant as it closes at 3 PM. This makes for a private area that still has access to The Riv Bar & True Pizza's menu & drinks (alcoholic & non-alcoholic). We are located on the corner of Ave B North & Circle Drive across from The Travelodge Hotel.
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What Guests Are Saying
I went to The Riv Bar after my first official shift as Drywall Captain. My arms were full of joint compound. My soul was humming with gypsum. I just wanted to have a drink, get to know my new surroundings, and maybe not think about the mattress I abandoned in Stony Rapids that still visits me in dreams. The beer was cold. The music was fine. But then… the floor shifted. At first I thought it was just the bass. But no—the carpet rippled like it was made of hot gravy. A man in a reflective vest walked by holding a snow shovel full of mashed potatoes. I asked if this was normal. He nodded solemnly and said, “Only on Tuesdays.” It was Thursday. I sat at the bar and ordered a second beer. The bartender handed me a glass that was already half full of regret. I drank it anyway. Suddenly, the pool table split open, and out crawled a raccoon in a tuxedo who challenged me to a thumb war and whispered in Latin. I declined. He respected that. A woman with no shoes and a karaoke machine sang “Total Eclipse of the Heart” backwards. People clapped. Someone threw toast. I still don’t know where it came from. My table vibrated. A lemon rolled across it. I felt seen. I went to use the bathroom, but the hallway was gone. In its place was a fog machine and a door labeled “Not Yet.” I took that as a sign. Eventually, I paid my tab with a five-dollar bill and a drawing of a chair. The bartender accepted it without blinking and gave me a receipt that simply read: “You were here. You are still here. You may never leave.” 3 stars. One for the beer. One for the toast. One for the raccoon, who I think is now my emergency contact. Would I return? Probably. But not sober. And not alone. The Riv is not a bar. It’s a test. Pass or fail is up to you.
This is my favourite lunch spot. Best steak sandwich in Saskatoon hands down and cooked to perfection or I think Colleen beats the cook! I often take my wife, my staff and visiting sales reps . Never disappointed.
Food was OK, the steak sandwich was pretty tiny. Tough and portions on the smaller side. I'll order pizza next time, it looked pretty good. Love the drink specials on Saturdays. The prices change every 15 minutes. Great place to have drinks, looks clean inside. Comfy place if you want to meet up with friends.
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Book the whole room at Crazy Eggs/The Riv Bar/True Pizza
Birthdays, team offsites, bachelorette parties. You pick the painting, we bring the artist and the supplies, the venue handles food and drinks.
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Paint Nite at Crazy Eggs/The Riv Bar/True Pizza — FAQ
None. Your artist walks the whole room through the painting stroke by stroke over about two hours, and everyone leaves with a finished canvas. Most guests have never painted before.
There's free parking at or near Crazy Eggs/The Riv Bar/True Pizza.
Yes — the bar and cocktail list stays open while you paint. Food and drinks are ordered from and paid to the venue, and aren't part of your seat price.
Doors open 30 minutes before the painting starts. Come early, grab your seat and order a drink — the artist starts on time.
Yes — Crazy Eggs/The Riv Bar/True Pizza has a wheelchair-accessible entrance and restrooms. If you have specific seating needs, contact the venue ahead of the event and they'll set you up.